And here's some creative entries from previous competitions:
November/December/January
"Look the udder way guys!!"
Kirin Dheda, Kaiwaka
"Do I get a pedicure as well?"
Megan Cameron, Colingwood
October/November
" 'Nature's best' boogie wipes "
Jacquie McNab, Wakatane
"I'll lick your paddle pop and tell you if you're a winner"
Donna Pullen, New Plymouth
Thank you all for your funny entries - keep them coming!
September/October

"The on/off switch should be just here..."
James Taylor, Tirau
"Told you the farmer needed glasses, he thinks he's
brought a bull at the auction"
Ken Wilkinson, Hull (UK)
November/December/January

"Oops, pardon me! Grass give me gas"
Ross Armstrong, Murapara
Stop waving that thing at me. People will think you're a stripper!"
Claire Walkinshaw, Invercargill
February/March
"You haven't seen my glasses have you mate?"
Richard Searle, Carterton
"Hey! Does he think he's the caped crusader...go ahead take my hay!!"
Betty Willets, Dargaville